Explosive Eighteen by Janet Evanovich
Quote: Connie looked up at the ceiling. "Hey, something just dripped on my desk."
We all looked at the ceiling. There were big wet splotches, and it looked like it was buckling.
Lula sniffed. "it's the rats. They're relievin' themselves, and it's soakin' through. There must be a lot of them. When I was a 'ho, I used to do business out of a Chinese restaurant, and they had this problem. It used to drip into the hot-and-sour soup."
So do you remember my review of Sizzlin' Seventeen? http://mekania.livejournal.com/147999.html Well. I wasn't far off. Along with the above excerpt, there were discussions of rat farts, Lula was food poisoned by some discount potato salad and had some bowel issues, then ate ten donuts to relax her stomach and felt sick again, and I'm pretty sure there was more but I can't even. I'm so sad these books stopped being fun.